~*~*~*~sWeEt SiXtEeN 4 eVeR~*~*~**~

It is my 1 tru luv (and co-founder/creator/C.E.O. of This Symmetry)'s b-day today, 

and it kills me that she's across the country and I can't personally deliver 

the mad birthday rap I've been workin' on all year for her. These kids

do a pretty good job gettin' across what I wanna say to here though. 

Eat cake on top of cake, food on top of food, etc. 

B is one of the greatest gals alive, and besides being a fly honey, 

talented artist, good cuddler, bad whistler, and muse to many,

SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND BITCH SO SEND YOUR BIRTHDAY WISHEZ AND GET CRUNK.

-R